Massively belated, however better late than never...hope you enjoy even if you weren't there.
Contents:
1. Attendees
2. Irrelevant/Notable 'facts'
3. Trip 'awards'
4. Trip Quotes
5. Routes Completed
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1. Attendees: Clive, Andy, Sid, Chris, Robin, Phil & 'Swear-meister' Matt (Non-member)
2. Irrelevant/Notable 'facts'
- Possible divorces caused by the trip: x1 (Clive) - after 'Tweeting' "He couldn't imagine being anywhere better"after receiving a 'response' from his wife!
- Time taken to cook 2 pizzas: x3.5 hours (Phil)
- Kit durability tests: Olympus 'Tough' - Camera dropped down Invernooky ...and retrieved! Apparently "bounces really well"! (Clive)
- Most kit lost on a route (4 pieces): Martin Newman
- Kit christened on the trip: Sam's ice screw
3. Trip 'awards'
- 'Seamstress' Award: Clive, on sewing his gaiters
- 'Indecisive Simon' Award: Andy (x1 day Andy 'dropped out' at departure time, Second time it was at the bottom of the climb after the walk in!)
- 'Tea-maid/bitch' award: Martin
- 'Head-banger' Award: Martin Newman
- Unanimous favourite beer: Tradewinds
4. Trip Quotes
- "Ive got a 'Compeed' on each knee" (Martin), after talking about being tugged off by six scouts.
- Waiting for Chris on The Ventilator...is like.."Waiting for Tectonic plates to open"(Clive)
- "Where is my room" (Sid after inhibiting Global Transient Amnesia)
- "Where is my Tesco FINEST Colombian Coffee?" (Martin..having another strop. It turns out he left it on the kitchen so it was tidied away)
- "I couldn't get over the sight of Clint Eastwood's helmet" (about Robin)
- "Brandy at half past 3 in the afternoon is so decadent!" (Martin on the Saturday after our final climb of the week)
5. Routes completed
Key:
^Vegetable curry (Robin)
*Martin was pulled off by six teenage venture boys against his will.
#"Ready, Steady...Opt-out" (Andy). Thurs 'opted out' upon departure time! Fri upon arriving at the bottom of the route after the 75min walk-in!
Sun:
^ Vehicle (Fiachille) Ridge of Snechta (Clive, Martin, Andy, Chris, Sid & Matt)
Mon:
^Central Gulley (Lead: Clive & Martin. Second: Matt) Left Central Gully {off piste!} (Lead: Andy. Second: Chris)
Tues:
^Goat Track Gully (Lead: Clive & Martin. Second: Matt) Aladdin's Mirror (Lead: Andy. Second: Chris)
Wed:
Red Gully (Lead: Clive Second: Martin & Andy)
Thurs:
#The Ventilator (Lead: Martin* & Chris)
Fri:
#The Ventilator (Lead: Clive, Chris. Seconded: Matt)
Sat:
The Runnel Grade2 (Alt Lead: Martin & Chris)
Invernooky 3/4 (Lead: Clive. Second: Andy/Matt)